Doing What Others Can't ™

Fully Autonomous

Joel will drive the car using a Nintendo Wii steering wheel from his bedroom

Tested Over Tens of Miles

The latency is only like 10 seconds... should be fine

Exclusive Service Area

Two words: EAST CHANDLER. Take that WayNO

What Our Happy Customers Say

Sky I.

"The car hit three tumbleweeds on the way to my home, the Apple store. Somehow I can cast my music though, which is an improvement over [REDACTED]" - Sky I.

Sarah K.

"It ran over a chip packet on the ground!!!! @NHTSA @ElonMusk @DonaldJTrump @Waymo @Pepsi @Doritos" - Aniccia

Alex P.

"East Chandler East Chandler East Chandler East Chandler east chandler eastchandlereastchandlereastchandlereastchandlereastchandler" - Joel J. (Unaffiliated YouTuber)

Why Choose Joelmo?

Our Service Area

(subject to change without notice, including during your ride if Joel wants to go to bed)

Wayno Service Area Map

Joelmo is proud to be the only "autonomous" ride hailing service in East Chandler! Going somewhere else? Tough luck. We're not expanding.

Our depot is located in Tumbleweed Park so please bear with us if you see one being dragged under the car

Take a Ride Today!

Click the button and we'll try our best to make it to you in one piece

Current Wait Time:

82 hours

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